{"id":2329,"date":"2022-01-07T15:24:41","date_gmt":"2022-01-07T14:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.klaunika.eu\/?page_id=2329"},"modified":"2026-03-07T18:40:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-07T17:40:03","slug":"poslanecke-kuriozity-aneb-momentky-ze-souziti","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.klaunika.eu\/?page_id=2329","title":{"rendered":"Poslaneck\u00e9 kuriozity aneb momentky ze sou\u017eit\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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S poslanci Strany m\u00edrn\u00e9ho pokroku v mez\u00edch z\u00e1kona tedy p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edho spolupracujeme ji\u017e t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 p\u011btadvacet let. Za tuto dobu se nast\u0159\u00e1dala spousta neopakovateln\u00fdch vzpom\u00ednek i slovn\u00edch kuriozit.<\/span><\/p>\n

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V roce 2020 jsme vlivem vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed nouzov\u00e9ho stavu postoupili spolu s nimi izolaci na na\u0161em <\/span>divadeln\u00edm penzionu<\/a> v Jesen\u00edk\u00e1ch. Vze\u0161lo z toho n\u011bkolik nov\u00fdch inscenac\u00ed a den\u00edkov\u00e9 z\u00e1pisy, kter\u00e9 st\u00e1le dopl\u0148ujeme.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dovolte n\u00e1m, abychom se alespo\u0148 o n\u011bkter\u00e9 s V\u00e1mi pod\u011blili a Vy tak m\u011bli mo\u017enost poznat bl\u00ed\u017ee na\u0161e <\/span>poslance<\/a>:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Je jaro, v\u0161ichni pracuj\u00ed na zahrad\u011b, Honza u branky. Za brankou se objev\u00ed lid\u00e9, post\u00e1vaj\u00ed a nev\u011bd\u00ed, zda mohou j\u00edt d\u00e1l. Honza stoj\u00ed, ml\u010d\u00ed a kouk\u00e1 na n\u011b. N\u00e1sledn\u011b lid\u00e9 odch\u00e1zej\u00ed. Pan\u00ed p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b n\u00e1sledn\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eHonzo, ud\u011bl\u00e1me si takov\u00fd kv\u00edz. Host\u00e9 stoj\u00ed za brankou a v\u00e1haj\u00ed.
Za A) Pozdrav\u00edm je a pozvu je d\u00e1l.
Za B) Ml\u010d\u00edm a kouk\u00e1m na n\u011b.
Za C) Po\u0161lu je pry\u010d, proto\u017ee my p\u0159ece \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 hosty nepot\u0159ebujeme.\u201c
Honza se dlouze zamysl\u00ed a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: \u201eC je spr\u00e1vn\u011b.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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St\u0159eda 27.5.2020 \u2013 ve\u010der –<\/em><\/strong>
Katka s Markem vzpom\u00ednaj\u00ed na Chorvatsko. Postesknou si, \u017ee tady (na Lip\u016fvce) nemaj\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b fotoalbum. Pot\u00e9 za\u010dnou vypr\u00e1v\u011bt, co je na t\u011bch fotk\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 by si tu p\u0159\u00e1li m\u00edt a ukazovat. Popisuj\u00ed, kdo je na obr\u00e1zku (jm\u00e9no \u010dlov\u011bka a co s n\u00edm maj\u00ed spojen\u00e9), co v\u0161echno v Chorvatsku vid\u011bli i co jedli. Marek vypr\u00e1v\u00ed, \u017ee vyfotil mo\u0159skou hv\u011bzdu. Postupn\u011b, jak to s d\u016frazem a pohledem op\u0159en\u00fdm dop\u0159edu na st\u016fl opakuje, hv\u011bzda se zv\u011bt\u0161uje. Kdy\u017e sv\u016fj monolog o velikosti a kr\u00e1se hv\u011bzdy kon\u010d\u00ed, je hv\u011bzda stejn\u011b velk\u00e1, jako st\u016fl.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u010ctvrtek 28.5.2020<\/em><\/strong>
Katka vzpom\u00edn\u00e1 na z\u00e1\u017eitek, kter\u00fd se j\u00ed stal s pra\u010dkou. Jak cht\u011bla pr\u00e1t, ale vytekla voda a ona musela volat zn\u00e1m\u00e9mu, jestli by se nep\u0159i\u0161el na ni pod\u00edvat. Vypr\u00e1v\u00ed, jak se ji poda\u0159ilo zvl\u00e1dnout tuto situaci. Ur\u010duje rozd\u00edly mezi starou a novou pra\u010dkou a pochvaluje si, v \u010dem je lep\u0161\u00ed (\u017ee u\u017e nep\u00edp\u00e1, kdy\u017e je vypr\u00e1no, jen blik\u00e1).
Pan re\u017eis\u00e9r j\u00ed vysv\u011btluje, \u017ee jsou p\u0159\u00edhody, kter\u00e9 jsou dobr\u00e9 na vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se dob\u0159e poslouchaj\u00ed, a \u0161patn\u00e9.
Katka vypr\u00e1v\u00ed p\u0159\u00edhodu o kohoutovi, kter\u00fd na ni za\u00fato\u010dil, p\u0159ist\u00e1l j\u00ed na hlav\u011b a za\u010dal ji klovat.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sobota 30.5.2020<\/strong>
Honza Dubensk\u00fd rozn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed ob\u011bd. P\u0159inese hlavn\u00ed chod a \u0159ekne: \u201eTo je Libu\u0161ka.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ned\u011ble 31.5.2020<\/strong>
Mars\u00ed poslala Honzu, aby zjistil, kolik lid\u00ed si d\u00e1 ob\u011bd.
\u201eKolik lid\u00ed si d\u00e1 te\u010f ob\u011bd?“
Honza se dlouze zad\u00edv\u00e1 a odpov\u00ed: \u201eHodn\u011b.“<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00dater\u00fd 2.6.2020<\/strong>
Katka s Markem vypr\u00e1v\u011bj\u00ed sv\u00e9 z\u00e1\u017eitky z t\u00e1bora. Katka vzpom\u00edn\u00e1, jak byla pozvan\u00e1 na sportovn\u00ed odpoledne, jak tam nosila fla\u0161ky, st\u0159\u00edkala s vodou, a jak jednou zas\u00e1hla i str\u00fd\u010dka, kter\u00e9ho to odhodilo p\u0159es p\u016flku h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Marek vzpom\u00edn\u00e1 na sr\u0161n\u011b a vosy, kter\u00e9 na\u0161li na t\u00e1bo\u0159e. Sr\u0161ni byli obrov\u0161t\u00ed, ukazuje od palce k ukazov\u00e1\u010dku. V\u0161ichni poslanci vzpom\u00ednaj\u00ed na sv\u00e9 z\u00e1\u017eitky s t\u00edmto hmyzem.<\/em><\/p>\n

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P\u0159i konzumaci melounu Matou\u0161 nadhod\u00ed, \u017ee mu chutn\u00e1 ohryz\u00e1vat meloun a\u017e \u00fapln\u011b ke k\u016f\u0159e. Tom\u00e1\u0161 se toho chyt\u00ed, a \u017ee \u201eje to p\u0159ece nejlep\u0161\u00ed.\u201c Vezme z tal\u00ed\u0159ku jednu k\u016frku a za\u010dne ji j\u00edst. Po chv\u00edli to odkl\u00e1d\u00e1\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00dater\u00fd 16.6.2020<\/em><\/strong>
Honza rozn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed pol\u00e9vky \u2013 dr\u0161\u0165kovou pro pana re\u017eis\u00e9ra Zuzce. Asi po deseti minut\u00e1ch, kdy se u\u017e Zuzka pustila do pol\u00e9vky, p\u0159ed ni postavil slepi\u010d\u00ed pol\u00e9vku \u2013 cht\u011bl j\u00ed dr\u0161\u0165kovou odebrat a z t\u0159etiny sn\u011bzenou podat panu re\u017eis\u00e9rovi. \u201eNo po\u010dkej!\u201c reaguje Zuzka a nast\u00e1v\u00e1 debata, kdy se i s panem re\u017eis\u00e9rem a Honzou sna\u017e\u00ed vy\u0159e\u0161it situaci. Dojdou k z\u00e1v\u011bru, \u017ee by se m\u011bla nejd\u0159\u00edv dol\u00edt. N\u00e1sleduje dal\u0161\u00ed zmatek s jinou pol\u00e9vkou, Zuzka odch\u00e1z\u00ed do kuchyn\u011b, po chv\u00edli se vrac\u00ed s novinkou, \u017ee jej\u00ed pozd\u011bji p\u0159inesen\u00e1 slepi\u010d\u00ed, m\u011bla b\u00fdt Nadi.<\/em><\/p>\n

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St\u0159eda 1.7.2020
<\/strong>Ve\u010der Zuzka va\u0159\u00ed presso \u2013 p\u0159inese s obr\u00e1zkem \u201emal\u00e9ho r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9ho slona.\u201c Honza na to okam\u017eit\u011b reaguje slovy, \u017ee ho um\u00ed p\u0159edv\u00e9st. Po chv\u00edli p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed i Vafku.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Na terasu p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed skupinka host\u016f.
Pan\u00ed p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b: \u201eDobr\u00fd den, co si budete p\u0159\u00e1t?\u201c
Host\u00e9: \u201eDali bychom si n\u011bjak\u00fd ob\u011bd.\u201c
Ka\u010denka: \u201eFujtabl! U\u017e jsem se lekla, \u017ee se u n\u00e1s chcete ubytovat!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Je l\u00e9to, pln\u00e1 terasa host\u016f, poslanci obsluhuj\u00ed, rozn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed ob\u011bdy. N\u00e1hle p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed nov\u00fd host a zept\u00e1 se Honzy: \u201eM\u00e1te otev\u0159eno?\u201c Honza ztuhne, chv\u00edli na hosta ml\u010dky kouk\u00e1 a pak zmiz\u00ed dovnit\u0159: \u201eMoni, oni se ptaj\u00ed, jestli m\u00e1me otev\u0159eno! Co jim m\u00e1m \u0159\u00edct?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u010ctvrtek 27.8.2020<\/strong>
Zuzka: \u201eD\u00e1\u0161 si kafe? J\u00e1 bych ti tam ml\u00e9ko dala a ud\u011blala bych ti i n\u011bjak\u00fd obr\u00e1zek.\u201c
Libu\u0161: \u201eTak jo\u2026\u201c
Po chv\u00edli p\u0159inese Zuzka hrn\u00ed\u010dek s k\u00e1vou.
Libu\u0161: \u201eD\u00edky a co je to za obr\u00e1zek?\u201c
Zuzka: \u201eN\u011bjak\u00e1 voda\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pond\u011bl\u00ed 28.9.2020
<\/strong>U stole\u010dku na baru sed\u00ed Zuzka s Honz\u00edkem. Honza diktuje Zuzce pas\u00e1\u017e z kn\u00ed\u017eky (po p\u00edsmenk\u00e1ch \u2013 Zuzka to p\u00ed\u0161e do sv\u00e9ho se\u0161itu).
Honza: \u201ei\u201c
Zuzka: \u201eJak\u00fd? Dlouh\u00fd, nebo kr\u00e1tk\u00fd?\u201c
Honza: \u201eMil\u00e1\u010dku, klasick\u00fd.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sobota 28.11.2020<\/em><\/strong>
Kuchyn\u011b. Honza: \u201eMoni, co je to za ho\u0159\u010dici?\u201c
Pan\u00ed p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b: \u201eTo je prav\u00e1 dijonsk\u00e1 a hrozn\u011b p\u00e1l\u00ed.\u201c
Honza: \u201eJ\u00e1 v\u00edm, my ji taky m\u00e1me doma. J\u00e1 si ji v\u017edycky d\u00e1v\u00e1m k p\u00e1rk\u016fm a hned mi te\u010de z nosu. \/z\u00e1libn\u00fd pohled na ho\u0159\u010dici.\/
N\u00e1sleduje ot\u00e1zka: \u201eMoni, a jak\u00fd to je?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Honza o andulce Merlinovi: \u201eTe\u010f zrovna j\u00ed!\u201c
Zuzka: \u201eTen je jak ty Honzi. J\u00eddlo je p\u0159edn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u017eena.\u201c
Honza odv\u011bt\u00ed: \u201e\u017deno, neodol\u00e1vej.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pond\u011bl\u00ed 7.12.2020<\/strong>
Honz\u00edk v kuchyni. \u201eMoni a kdy bude v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed ve\u010d\u00edrek?\u201c
Pan\u00ed p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b: \u201eLetos asi pozd\u011bji. Asi 19.-20.\u201c
Honza: \u201eA kdy? V b\u0159eznu nebo\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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-Nacvi\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed nov\u00e9 hry DonDon \u0160ajn. Zkou\u0161en\u00ed Giovanniho, \u010d\u00e1st ve\u010de\u0159e:
\u201eHonz\u00edku, co to znamen\u00e1 kdy\u017e m\u00e1\u0161 v textu: \u201eNelze mluvit ani p\u011bt.\u201c\u201c
Honza: \u201eTo je kdy\u017e se mi spojuj\u00ed synopse.\u201c
\u201eHonz\u00edku nekecej\u2026 Tak co v textu znamen\u00e1 p\u011bt?\u201c
Honza: \u201eP\u011bt \u2013 to znamen\u00e1 p\u011bt knedl\u00edk\u016f.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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P\u00e1tek 1.1.2021 \u010das: (mo\u017en\u00e1 k r\u00e1nu 2.1.2021)<\/strong>
Honz\u00edk na pan\u00ed p\u0159edsedkyni: \u201eMoni, ty jsi n\u00e1dhern\u00e1, \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1. Kr\u00e1sn\u011b zp\u00edv\u00e1\u0161, tan\u010d\u00ed\u0161, va\u0159\u00ed\u0161, ty jsi \u00fapln\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed. J\u00e1 t\u011b m\u00e1m r\u00e1d\u2026 A Moni, my u\u017e m\u00e1me hlad!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00dater\u00fd 16.2.2021 16:35<\/strong>
Katka zkou\u0161\u00ed: \u201eM\u00e1m \u017eivotn\u00ed l\u00e1sku, kter\u00e1 m\u011b nikdy neopou\u0161t\u00ed a d\u00edky n\u00ed\u017e jsem se nau\u010dila c\u00edtit, plakat, milovat a\u2026\u201c
Matou\u0161ek jde kolem a dopl\u0148uje: \u201eA j\u00edst.“<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pond\u011bl\u00ed 22.2.2021 22h<\/em><\/strong>
Debata o tom, \u017ee setk\u00e1n\u00ed fla\u0161inet\u00e1\u0159\u016f nen\u00ed u\u017e takov\u00e9 jak\u00e9 b\u00fdvalo (v Jesen\u00edk\u00e1ch). Pan re\u017eis\u00e9r: \u201eSetk\u00e1n\u00ed fla\u0161inet\u00e1\u0159\u016f, \u0161koda, \u017ee tam nebyla K\u00e1\u0165a. Zuzi, v\u00ed\u0161 kter\u00e1?\u201c
Zuzka: \u201eJo, Proke\u0161ov\u00e1.\u201c
Pan re\u017eis\u00e9r: \u201eA v\u00ed\u0161 pro\u010d?\u201c
Zuzka: \u201eProto\u017ee je vedouc\u00ed\u2026\u201c (sm\u011bny)
Honza: \u201e A m\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edtele vrcholov\u00e9ho sportovce.\u201c
Pan re\u017eis\u00e9r: \u201eA jak sportuje? Je b\u011b\u017eec?\u201c
Honza: \u201eNe, on je vrcholov\u00fd sportovec.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sobota 20.3.2021, 18:11<\/strong>
Katka s Markem vypl\u0148uj\u00ed formul\u00e1\u0159 z NIPOSU ke statistice festivalu.
Katka: \u201eV\u00ed\u0161 co nech\u00e1pu? Pro\u010d se tam neptaj\u00ed i na to, kolik se prodalo t\u011bch placek!“
Libu\u0161: \u201eAle Ka\u010di, oni se tam na to ptaj\u00ed\u2026“
Pan re\u017eis\u00e9r: \u201eT\u0159eba k tomu je\u0161t\u011b dojde\u0161. T\u0159eba to je na dal\u0161\u00ed str\u00e1nce\u2026“
Ka\u010denka se sklon\u00ed nad formul\u00e1\u0159em a kouk\u00e1 do n\u011bj. Po chv\u00edli: \u201eCo to vlastn\u011b hled\u00e1m?“
Marek: \u201ePo\u010det t\u011bch vstupenek\u2026“<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sobota 15.5.2021 22:05<\/strong>
Zuzka: \u201eTy bys m\u011b klidn\u011b vym\u011bnil za j\u00eddlo\u2026\u201c
Honza poklekne p\u0159ed Zuzkou: \u201e\u017de t\u011b tady vyzn\u00e1m jako R\u00f3mea?!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Tom\u00e1\u0161 se rozhodl, \u017ee bude prod\u00e1vat placky za 30,- K\u010d.
Po chv\u00edli: \u201e..Jestli lidi budou m\u00edt\u2026\u201c
\u201eAle budou.\u201c
Zuzka: \u201eMoji rodi\u010de asi budou m\u00edt\u2026\u201c
Honza: \u201eMoji i za 15,- K\u010d.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00dater\u00fd 20.7.2021 v 16:53<\/em><\/strong>
Zuzanka p\u0159inese presso s obr\u00e1zkem: \u201eV\u00ed\u0161, co tam m\u00e1\u0161? M\u00e9ho psa, abys vid\u011bla jak vypad\u00e1!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Honz\u00edk sepisuje sn\u00eddan\u011b: \u201e3 PAKA MICH. VAJA SE V\u0160IM I“
Marc\u00ed lu\u0161t\u00ed l\u00edstek: \u201eT\u0159i paka m\u00edchan\u00e1 vaj\u00ed\u010dka se v\u0161\u00edm – no Honzo, co to je?\u201c
Honz\u00edk odpov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201eJ\u00e1 to p\u00ed\u0161u d\u016fsledn\u011b!“ <\/em><\/p>\n

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St\u0159eda 21.7.2021 22:xx<\/strong><\/em>
Honz\u00edk si \u010depuje kvasnicov\u00e9 pivo. \u201eO piv\u011b se zp\u00edv\u00e1 i v jedn\u00e9 p\u00edsni\u010dce. Vi\u010f Libu\u0161ko?“
\u201eNo jasn\u011b Honz\u00edku\u2026“
Honza: \u201eAle v kter\u00e9\u2026 j\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to zp\u00edv\u00e1 ten\u2026 k-komtur.“ (V p\u0159ekladu \u00e1rie Dona Giovanniho od Rudolfa Von\u00e1ska se toti\u017e p\u00ed\u0161e: \u201eK tomuto kvasu jsi m\u011b pozval a j\u00e1 jsem p\u0159i\u0161el\u2026“)<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u010ctvrtek 23.9.2021 19:30<\/strong>
\u201eCo ti lidi nevymysl\u00ed, \u017ee? No to je n\u00e1dhera.\u201c Marek p\u0159i pohledu na morov\u00fd sloup v Olomouci.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pond\u011bl\u00ed 27.9.2021 22:01<\/strong>
Po p\u0159edstaven\u00ed DonDon \u0160ajn na M\u00edrovce. Hovo\u0159\u00edme s div\u00e1kem\/m\u00edstn\u00edm kucha\u0159em. Najednou k n\u011bmu p\u0159ijde Honz\u00edk a pod\u00e1 mu ruku: \u201eM\u00e1\u0161 velkou \u010dest, j\u00e1 jsem taky \u0161\u00e9fkucha\u0159!“<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sobota 30.10.2021 11:11<\/em><\/strong>
Marek po pauze jde pokra\u010dovat v p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed uhl\u00ed do kotelny tzv.: „na uhl\u00ed“
Marek: \u201eTak j\u00e1 jdu pokra\u010dovat v krasoj\u00edzd\u011b.“<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u010ctvrtek 30.12.2021 14:35<\/strong>
Pan\u00ed p\u0159edsedkyn\u011b: \u201eMarku takov\u00fd surrealistick\u00fd v\u011b\u0161\u00e1k je sice p\u011bkn\u00fd, ale celkem k ni\u010demu.“ 
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